February 2012
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I surprised myself today.
I hate creating scenes. Or watching people create a scene.
Any kind of a scene. I can not sit through any kind of TV show, real or fake, when awkward situations are created in which a scene has been made. So naturally, I was dreading starting my group writing topic where my group members chose creating a scene to study and take in data. Our topic is to test what kinds of people will stop and help...
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WatchI presume this was created to teach boys calculus in a way that would stimulate more than their minds, but dear lord. Porn stars should not be trying to teach you Calculus.
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My writing professor is part Native American, so I think he puts us through the shit he does because he hates us for stealing his land and defaming his people.
I can’t be that far off.
Stressed Rant Wheeeee
Is it wrong I am disgusted that my roommate writes papers for her boyfriend? Like multiple papers over the entire 3 years they have been together. At least 4 papers just this school year. Like yeah, I get you love him and all but when he waits until the night before and asks you to write not just one but two papers I think that’s a little irresponsible. In other news, I have a lot of shit to...
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ಠ_ಠ
sarahserrah: "The alleged acts included blindfolding children in his classroom and feeding them semen in what children allegedly were told was a tasting game."
sarahserrah: AH
maxluvscats: oh god
maxluvscats: you should just dump me now
maxluvscats: because I was going to try to turn that into a pick up line
sarahserrah: what could you have possibly said that involved children, semen, and blindfolds that would turn me on?
maxluvscats: well there weren't going to be children
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Wednesday Night Laments
I probably should have read the warning label of my new perscription that said “may cause drowsiness” before I took it attempting to finish a massive amount of homework.
At least I didn’t think it was a winky face alcohol suggestion.
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January 2012
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It’s kind of great living in a place with your friends and having them either live at their boyfriend’s the entire time or be in the room with their door closed. Makes me happy I live with friends and not people who ignore me because they don’t like me.
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Mama Janice and I are punk ass bitches
thatdanceyoudo27: going home early on a cwhiskey night for homework
thatdanceyoudo27: thug life
sarahserrah: drinking beer out of a bag
sarahserrah: thug life
sarahserrah: thug mamas 4 lyfe
thatdanceyoudo27: *thugging fist bump*
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Second to last level.
I can almost smell my Superman 64 victory at the end of this nightmare tunnel of rockets and despair.
The problem is four-fold, my friends.
The level is one big long tunnel with only about 4 tiny healths in it.
There are about 16-20 guys with the ability to shoot rockets 2 at a time at you that will obliterate your health in less than 10 seconds.
The tunnel is comprised of two tracks in which...
December 2011
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I am going to start a list of reasons why I would...
fuckyeahmath:
On July 29th, 2011, the US Treasury Department showed that the United States had an operating cash balance of $73.3 billion USD.
At the time, Apple’s recent financial results put its reserves at $76.4 billion USD.
Apple has more money than the United States government.
(via BBC)
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“My Dad calls the water treatment plant the poopy plant. Heh heh heh. You should...”
– 5 year old nephew
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Christmas Rage
My mother is getting my nephew a Kindle Fire for Christmas. She was going to get him a bike, but she decided that he would have more fun playing Angry Birds on it than riding a bike. When I asked her what else he would do on it, she said that she didn’t know but someone told her about all the apps he could get. He’s 5.
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Max: "I know what I want for Christmas."
Me: "To dress from Naruto and go to Hooters?"
Max: "Yes."
November 2011
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Jesus Fuck.
To Do List TONIGHT:
5 page bullshit paper about Technology in Education
Bullshit “webquest” assignment
Bullshit 4 blog posts about technology
Group theory homework and studying for quiz
Open book to read for different Education final on Wendesday
Curl up in a ball and cry
I am really good in planning my week out.
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Problems in Elfsville.
sarahserrah: Max is freaking out about Skye having a higher elf score than you do
sarahserrah: how are you at over 900
darknightfulmoon: Lol
sarahserrah: he wants his elf penis to be bigger than yours
darknightfulmoon: What does elf points do?
sarahserrah: nothing.
darknightfulmoon: Why does my elf penis matter, then?
sarahserrah: it doesn't.
sarahserrah: don't you see
sarahserrah: he's ridiculously childish
darknightfulmoon: max logic?
sarahserrah: which is why I must beat him.