December 2011
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I am going to start a list of reasons why I would...
fuckyeahmath: On July 29th, 2011, the US Treasury Department showed that the United States had an operating cash balance of $73.3 billion USD. At the time, Apple’s recent financial results put its reserves at $76.4 billion USD. Apple has more money than the United States government. (via BBC)
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“My Dad calls the water treatment plant the poopy plant. Heh heh heh. You should...”
– 5 year old nephew
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Christmas Rage
My mother is getting my nephew a Kindle Fire for Christmas. She was going to get him a bike, but she decided that he would have more fun playing Angry Birds on it than riding a bike. When I asked her what else he would do on it, she said that she didn’t know but someone told her about all the apps he could get. He’s 5. 
Dec 14th
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Max: "I know what I want for Christmas."
Me: "To dress from Naruto and go to Hooters?"
Max: "Yes."
Dec 2nd
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