February 2012
23 posts
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thefantasticmrsfox:
it disturbs me how many times i’ve said “are you a kitty? yes you are!!!” to animals i’ve never had reason to doubt the lekittymacy (kittyness?) of in the first place
Me talking to dogs:
Who has ears? Is it you? It so is. Your breath smells so bad. So so so bad. Who’s a dog? You’re the dog! Look at how fluffy you are. You don’t understand a word of...
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I surprised myself today.
I hate creating scenes. Or watching people create a scene.
Any kind of a scene. I can not sit through any kind of TV show, real or fake, when awkward situations are created in which a scene has been made. So naturally, I was dreading starting my group writing topic where my group members chose creating a scene to study and take in data. Our topic is to test what kinds of people will stop and help...
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WatchI presume this was created to teach boys calculus in a way that would stimulate more than their minds, but dear lord. Porn stars should not be trying to teach you Calculus.
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My writing professor is part Native American, so I think he puts us through the shit he does because he hates us for stealing his land and defaming his people.
I can’t be that far off.
Stressed Rant Wheeeee
Is it wrong I am disgusted that my roommate writes papers for her boyfriend? Like multiple papers over the entire 3 years they have been together. At least 4 papers just this school year. Like yeah, I get you love him and all but when he waits until the night before and asks you to write not just one but two papers I think that’s a little irresponsible. In other news, I have a lot of shit to...
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sarahserrah: "The alleged acts included blindfolding children in his classroom and feeding them semen in what children allegedly were told was a tasting game."
sarahserrah: AH
maxluvscats: oh god
maxluvscats: you should just dump me now
maxluvscats: because I was going to try to turn that into a pick up line
sarahserrah: what could you have possibly said that involved children, semen, and blindfolds that would turn me on?
maxluvscats: well there weren't going to be children
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Wednesday Night Laments
I probably should have read the warning label of my new perscription that said “may cause drowsiness” before I took it attempting to finish a massive amount of homework.
At least I didn’t think it was a winky face alcohol suggestion.
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