I can almost smell my Superman 64 victory at the end of this nightmare tunnel of rockets and despair.

The problem is four-fold, my friends.

1. The level is one big long tunnel with only about 4 tiny healths in it.
2. There are about 16-20 guys with the ability to shoot rockets 2 at a time at you that will obliterate your health in less than 10 seconds.
3. The tunnel is comprised of two tracks in which subway cars hurtle at you, demeaning you further by taking a little more health away from you
4. I do not know if I am able beat this.

I have consulted my guide, and it has only wished me luck and offered me words of condolences. I then took counsel with the internet, in which the text guides did the same. The video walkthroughs made by 12 year old boys have all, with squeaky voices, told me this level is “totally unfair” and proceeded to look up cheatcodes while the video was running.

I fear there might not be as much hope for me beating this as I originally thought.

Wish me well, my friends. I need it.