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sarahserrah:"The alleged acts included blindfolding children in his classroom and feeding them semen in what children allegedly were told was a tasting game."
sarahserrah:AH
maxluvscats:oh god
maxluvscats:you should just dump me now
maxluvscats:because I was going to try to turn that into a pick up line
sarahserrah:what could you have possibly said that involved children, semen, and blindfolds that would turn me on?
maxluvscats:well there weren't going to be children
— 3 months ago with 2 notes
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